
On a 24 degree blustery day in Baltimore a rematch of Super Bowl XXXV occurred. Call this gala event: "The Blunder Bowl". It would be kind, but not forthright to credit the day to both defenses, but in reality it was a battle to see which offense was going to be less bad. Neither team scored in the opening quarter, but both teams managed to turn the ball over.
Trent Dilfer, who the crowd began referring to as "Dillweed" threw his first pick of the day. Emmanuel Daniel stepped in front of Dillweed's errant throw, but the G-men could do nothing to capitalize. 4 minutes later it would be the Giants turn to offer up a gift as Tiki "Bumbles" Barber coughed up the ball on a punt return. No harm, since the Ravens couldn't capitalize either.
Early in the 2nd Dillweed threw his 2nd pick when he telegraphed a medium pass to Qadry Ismail. Shaun Williams stepped in front of the "floater" on Baltimore's 34 and returned it to their 2.
Kerry Collins hit Tiki Barber in the end zone, the only place where he can't fumble the ball, for a quick TD. The Ravens would tie it up when
Jermaine Lewis returned a punt 51 yards with 7:43 left in the half. Being in

Baltimore, the birthplace of the 2 minute drill, one conjures up images of black high tops and Johnny U hitting Raymond Berry in stride for a score. Neither Trent Dilfer, nor Kerry Collins conjure up those types of visions. Dillweed threw his second pick of the day at the 2 minute warning as he again found Williams right in the breadbasket. Williams' only miscue on the play was not returning the pick to the house. Instead he handed the ball over to the offense and Collins immediately gave it right back to the Ravens by throwing a pick to Kim Herring. Well Dillweed couldn't be outdone, so he rallied himself and got creative. Instead of throwing a pick, which would have been more or less run of the mill by now, he decided to fumble the snap and allow Christian Peter to recover for the Giants on their own 14. New York wisely took 2 knees and saved the viewing audience the chance to see more horrific 1st half football.

Second half adjustments are what makes this game we call professional football interesting. Dillweed adjusted and hit Ismail for 59 yards on the second play of the half. Then he re-adjusted and instead of finding Williams he decided to reward Sam Garnes with a free pick, for his 3rd errant throw of the day. The G-men put together an error free drive, unless you count Baltimore penalties as errors, and Brad Daluiso kicked a 36 yarder to make it 10-7 New York. Thankfully the Ravens can at least rely on their defense and special teams. Corey Harris broke off a 48 yard KR to put his team in good field position. Dillweed hit Ismail for 21 yards to get down to the Giant 25. At this point there was no way he was going to throw again and
Jamal Lewis busted off tackle for 21 yards and a 14-10 Raven lead.
The 4th quarter opened with the Ravens clinging to a 4 point lead. At the 12 minute mark the G-men took over on their own 5. Nobody expected much from their offense and nobody was disappointed. New York methodically drove the ball down to the Raven 27 in 14 plays. The drive took 7 minutes to execute, but the G-men faced a 4th and 22 from the Raven 27 thanks to a Rob Burnett sack of the statue we know as Kerry Collins. On 4th down Tiki Barber, who BTW did not fumble here, took a draw play for 13 yards and almost broke it off. That gave the ball to the Ravens and good ole' Dillweed threw another pick. This time he layed one right into Ryan Phillips outstretched hands. New York had 1st and goal on the Raven 7 with 3:43 left to play. Collins, rose up to the challenge, and equaled Dillweed's generosity by throwing a pick of his own to Duane Starks. At this point fans began heading for the exits, or maybe for some Pepto

Bismo, as this game could curdle a cast iron stomach. It looked as if the Ravens were going to play it safe and milk the clock, but instead the clock struck 2 and Dillweed struck again. This time he found one of his favorite targets, Emmaunuel McDaniel, and the G-men were back in business with 2:01 left to play and 40 yards to go. Collins effectively drove the G-men down to the Ravens 14, but alas time and downs looked to have run out on him. Facing 4th and goal from the 14 Collins had no choice but to force the ball into double coverage. Somehow, some way
Amani Toomer fought off the defenders and came down with the ball in the end zone with only 26 ticks on the clock left. New York was now up by 3 points and Big Blue was celebrating victory, but not so fast. Daluiso's squib kick put the ball on the Raven 41. Dillweed hit Jamal Lewis on a dump pass and Lewis galloped for 27 yards to take it to the Giants 41. NY jumped off side on the next play and Matt Stover came on to nail a 44 yarder with :12 left to send this nauseating contest to OT.

New York won the coin toss and elected to receive. Some would say they would have been better off allowing Dillweed to have the ball and implode, but conventional wisdom frowned on such a decision. Both teams approached OT with a more conservative approach than Rush Limbaugh preparing for a broadcast. The tension began to mount as both team's playoff hopes rested on this outcome. Despite what Donovan McNabb thinks, sudden death OT in the regular season, ends after one quarter. With 4:47 left to go and the ball almost at midfield the Ravens faced 4th and 1 and decided to gamble and go for it. The G-men loaded up in short yardage defense and keyed the heck out of Lewis. Everyone in the house knew the Ravens were not going to let Dillweed throw. What nobody, other than the human turnover machine knew, was that he was going to attempt a QB sneak.
Keith "Hammer-time" Hamilton slammed into the non-athletic Dillweed and stopped him cold. New York would take over at midfield with 4:37 left to play in their season. Ron "Sleeping Dog" Dayne fell forward for 2 yards on the first play from scrimmage. A 5 yard false start penalty erased the modest gain and made it 2nd and 13. Collins dumped one off to "butterfingers" Barber who held on and gained 2 whole yards. Facing another 3 and out Collins avoided the blitz and hit Joe Jurevicius in stride for 20

yards and a first down on the Raven 30. New York was now close to Field Goal range. Normally a draw play would be considered a low risk choice, but not when Barber is a participant. Tiki held on tightly and gained 6 yards to take it down to the 19. Fullback
Greg Comella got the call on the next play and and gained 9 yards to put the ball on the Raven 10. Not trusting Daluiso's limited range the G-men called a screen pass to Comella, who took it down to the 2 yard line. Daluiso came on to nail a 19 yard supposedly chip shot and New York walked away from this contest with a gift win and a spot in the post season.